My favorite pet my only pet
is a pet that is so stupid she tends to forget
that one ball can only fit in her mouth
yet she still tries to fit two
a pet so dumb she doesn't understand that water
can get rid of her thirst
a pet so arrogant as to think everyone wants to be jumped on by her
and covered in her mud and grass
a dog so cute that people don't really mind
until she bites them.
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